Do. not. want.

And I'm going to lay right here in the neighbor's yard looking like roadkill* until you take the farkin' thing off of me.



* Trust me, he's not in pain. And with him wearing his new Gentle Leader, I'm not either. We made it all the way to the end of the block and back and he only laid down twice. And look - no more nearly dislocated shoulder! This could well be the best $20 I ever spent.

I love him, but at 5 months old and 68 pounds, enough already with the pulling, lunging, etc. Watch the video in the link and you'll see what I mean.